So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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