I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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