Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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