Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
