i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Everything about him screamed your future.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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