p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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