im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
