Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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