What a fucking waste of an outfit
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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