Nicole vs. Life
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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