I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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