Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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