what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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