I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Who died my cat blue again?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Randomize