Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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