so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Sober January is a disaster.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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