he puts the penis in happiness.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
