mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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