i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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