he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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