? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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