But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
So many bounce houses so little time
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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