I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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