We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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