I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
No more Irish car bombs ever.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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