at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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