Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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