your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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