More tranny stories later!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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