he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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