what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
