if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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