Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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