it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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