i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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