You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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