just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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