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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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