I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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