Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
