Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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