I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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