How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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