You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
two words: eviction party
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Drake has all the answers
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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