Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I love you. Go after that dick
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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