Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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