its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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