Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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