TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
tell me about the eggs
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