that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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