STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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