wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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