I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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