I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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